I’ve been promised big money when my book deal goes through. From a reliable source – myself. And my slice of the pie keeps getting bigger. Today I worked hard to earn my 2% as head internet marketing specialist and another 2% as publicist. I’ve also been working for flat fee (on futures of course) as social media consultant and graphic designer. I’ve promised myself over $3000 in editing fees. I even gave myself a friendly little sum for fashion consulting (my hair was getting a bit too long for writing speculative fiction, after all). I have a friend who offers protection and enforcement services for free, so that’s a pretty good deal (writers don’t tend to be the toughest people, but we do piss others off a lot). I was paying my wife for life coaching, but I had to fire her and take on the job myself after it got in the way of her bread-winning.