July 2011 - Page 8 of 11 - David Mark Brown

Paraplegic Zombie Slayer:p.9

July 11, 2011 by David Mark Brown

Back on ground level, I test my wheels before hitting a button on the end of the arm rest. With a metallic fwing, a half dozen blades protrude from both wheel hubs. “Papa, you should stay in Leviathan.” “Leo, you forget yourself.” I growl under my breath, loud enough to be heard over the creaking … Read more Paraplegic Zombie Slayer:p.9

Paraplegic Zombie Slayer:p.8

July 11, 2011 by David Mark Brown

“We shouldn’t stay here long. Secondary fire sign is too likely.” Leonid kicks the left tread. “The first storm was too small for complete burn.” Pyotr grunts. “Not to mention the twitchers that set the explosives. Damn if they aren’t learning my tricks.” “Papa, your legs.” Mykola gestures with his eyes until the rest of … Read more Paraplegic Zombie Slayer:p.8

5 Ways to Go Granola Secretly

July 11, 2011 by David Mark Brown

If you’ve thought about hugging a tree, but were too worried about getting pitch on your Dickies (or explaining the stains to your family) then maybe you can start with hugging something other than a pine tree. (Sheez, slow down Rambo. You can’t just hug a pine without working up to it!) Seriously, until you feel comfortable coming out of the composting closet, there are ways to go granola on the sly. Here are the Green Porch’s top five:

1.) This year for lent, instead of giving up something stupid like coffee or chocolate, give up bathing.
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