Redneck Sustainability: …the Mother of all Invention

It has been said that necessity is the mother of all invention.  If so, I think the combination of laziness and beer must come in a close second.  I think the contraption shown here is the most ingenious thing I have ever seen (ya’ know, other than my computer, the electricity making it run and … Read more Redneck Sustainability: …the Mother of all Invention

Redneck Sustainability: Dress to Impress… Cattle

The Harris Tweed Shop

The textile and clothing industry, like every industry, has been facing the green facts.  Cotton, the big fiber on the block, is taking its hits. Being half granola and half redneck myself I can feel both sides of the issue.  My father and grandfather supported themselves with cotton, yet I like to strut around in nothing but hemp.  Good enough.

But as it turns out, cotton makes wonderfully soft and affordable clothing while using relatively high levels of chemicals, resources from the soil and lots of water (during growth and processing).  But, if we know all this about cotton, why do we still wear so much of it, and more importantly, why do we keep so much more of it hanging in our closets and tucked into our dressers?  Most of us keep buying clothes as if we intend to throw away a brand new green suit once it gets its first bit of pheasant blood on it.  Sheesh.

Once again, we can learn something here from our Redneck brothers (I’m not so sure about sisters).  Rednecks are particular about their clothing.  It has to be functional and affordable.  And now, I’m not making light.  These are two very serious considerations in clothing that I am not so sure civil folk understand.  For a redneck shopper these two dueling forces create a dilemma kin with taming the jackalope.

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Redneck Sustainability: Toilet Gardening

I realize the title of this blog could go in different directions.  That’s good for the

Reclining Toilet by Downtowngal
Reclining Toilet by Downtowngal

imagination.  And a recent toilet snafu has left me exercising my imagination as well.  I manage a house that has 5 toilets in it.  That’s a lot of shiz, a lot of flushing, and a lot of things to go wrong.  A couple of weeks ago the last of my “jet-pack” toilets (you know, the kind in public restrooms that would frighten the piss out of you if you hadn’t just voluntarily evacuated it) finally lost its flush and had to go.

The problem is, I don’t have access to the ranch truck anymore, I live in a city and I drive a Honda Civic.  I can fit my tools in the trunk, but not a broken down toilet.  Clearly you can see my dilemma.

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