At the risk of breaking some unspoken taboo around saying the word loincloth too frequently for modern society, I’m coming forward with the end all solution to air travel security.
I mean, am I the only one freaking out over the rash (two) of contrived UEDs (undergarment explosive devices)? How can this stand? And what sort of security molestation will we be subject to next?
All travelers upon commercial airlines should be required to wear a standard uniform–the loincloth.
But never fear. There is a simple solution. [Read more...]