Duct Tape. Does anyone use it for ducting anymore? Add trimming your hedges and creating beer-can nunchucks (numbchucks to those of us in the south) to the list. Both inventions are shown being touted below by the world’s strongest redneck–a proud title to be sure.
While not so impressive strength-wise, this next clip should give the rest of us hope for self-defense in a world going mad.
A couple more reasons a redneck with duct tape will never be wanting. May your neck always be red and your sweet tea always be iced.